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Qwackie Member
Number of posts : 125 Age : 25 Location : My cave. Registration date : 2010-10-10
| Subject: My songs about sexy stuff Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:41 pm | |
| It ain't exactly "poetry," but... Hear them groaning hear them moaning They've come for part of you That part's your motor function They've come for mine too
Seems they like the taste of blood, the taste of flesh The feeling of their teeth against raw skin Go ahead, pray and wish But I'm sure they're ending human kin
They don't need an invitation (They're outside the door) Don't need to knock or ask for entry (They'll barge right in)
Run away, run away Flesh eaters come another day
Try and shoot 'em It won't do much good Bash their skulls Won't change their motive
Bleed all over Scream on out Go on, do it Let out a shout
No one will hear you No matter how loud you scream All your attempts will fail It's as though it's a dream
Body torn apart, limb from limb Just because the monsters' appetites Why not go for a rare steak Why go for your brother's leg
This my dear friend, is the end (Shout it out) Go on, run away (Run away)
My brother makes me write songs for his bands. That's a halloween themed one I wrote. | |
| | | Qwackie Member
Number of posts : 125 Age : 25 Location : My cave. Registration date : 2010-10-10
| Subject: Re: My songs about sexy stuff Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:00 pm | |
| For Sorrow, the screwed with lyrics.
LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws
LOCK I wanna do it
BARREL Let's draw straws
SHOCK Nadia said we should work together Three of a kind
LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL Birds of a feather Now and forever Wheeee La, la, la, la, la
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight Throw away the key and then Turn off all the lights
SHOCK First, we're going to set some bait Inside a nasty trap and wait When he comes a-sniffing we will Snap the trap and close the gate
LOCK Wait! I've got a better plan To catch this big red lobster man Let's pop him in a boiling pot And when he's done we'll butter him up
LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL Kidnap the Sandy Claws Throw him in a box Bury him for ninety years Then see if he talks
SHOCK Then dear Mister Sweeny Can take the whole thing over then He'll be so pleased, I do declare That he will cook him rare
LOCK,SHOCK, AND BARREL Wheeee
LOCK I say that we take a cannon Aim it at his door And then knock three times And when he answers Sandy Claws will be no more
SHOCK You're so stupid, think now lf we blow him up to smithereens We may lose some pieces And then lady will beat us black and green
LOCK,SHOCK, AND BARREL Kidnap the Sandy Claws Tie him in a bag Throw him in the ocean Then, see if he is sad
LOCK AND SHOCK Because dear Sweeny Todd is the meanest guy around If I were on his murder list, I'd get out of town
BARREL He'll be so pleased by our success That he'll reward us too, I bet
LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL Perhaps he'll make his special brew Of snake and spider stew Ummm!
We're his little henchmen and We take our job with pride We do our best to please him And stay on his good side
SHOCK I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
BARREL I'm not the dumb one
LOCK You're no fun
SHOCK Shut up
LOCK Make me
SHOCK I've got something, listen now This one is real good, you'll see We'll send a present to his door Upon there'll be a note to read Now, in the box we'll wait and hide Until his curiosity entices him to look inside
BARREL And then we'll have him One, two, three
LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits This mister Sweeney is sure to get his kicks Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the key
Alright, I screwed with the names.
I'ma fix it in a little to make it sound like something other then the names were changed. | |
| | | Qwackie Member
Number of posts : 125 Age : 25 Location : My cave. Registration date : 2010-10-10
| Subject: Re: My songs about sexy stuff Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:07 pm | |
| Fixed, not copied version-
The night wind whistled The gates were unlocked Time to steal this good sir.
Start first with a beating Straight to the head If that won't suffice Move to his heart
Mistress Nadia planned this Sir Sweeney executed Why won't this work out fine?
Place traps around his home Spark some curiousity If someone dare meddle Bury them alive
Lock them in a sarcophagas A hammer to the head Stab their heart I swear they'll be dead
Nadia, Miss Nadia The morning is nigh The birds begin to chirp Soon they'll start to fly
Mr. Sweeney then hurried Hammer in hand To banish this sir Out of this land | |
| | | Sorrowgrave Admin
Number of posts : 4901 Age : 28 Registration date : 2009-11-03
| Subject: Re: My songs about sexy stuff Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:40 am | |
| Perfect! *loves this* dis perfect.~ | |
| | | Qwackie Member
Number of posts : 125 Age : 25 Location : My cave. Registration date : 2010-10-10
| Subject: Re: My songs about sexy stuff Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:22 pm | |
| Great. =D
Another one, I doubt my brother's friend who's the singer would want to use this one, but whatever.
You lied You thought I'd believe Everything was a lie Nothing was true
Blasphemous lies Full of deceit All my life It was a lie
This isn't my identity This isn't true at all I'm not who you think I am I lied to you all
I did horrible things In the time I was living I murdered, I fought, I stole, I cheated You may believe that's a lie
Considering everything else was Lies, I say, again and again Everything was just a lie Nothing really happened
Shout it out, shout the lies Don't confess, just shout Slit your throat, you're believing in lies You don't deserve to die
You must live You have to live The truth is... I love you.
That was a lie. ((A gunshot sounds, and the music ends.)) | |
| | | Jumonji Newbie
Number of posts : 24 Age : 33 Location : South-Central WI Registration date : 2010-10-14
| Subject: Re: My songs about sexy stuff Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:34 pm | |
| Nice, albeit slightly creepy, songs Qwackie! | |
| | | Qwackie Member
Number of posts : 125 Age : 25 Location : My cave. Registration date : 2010-10-10
| Subject: Re: My songs about sexy stuff Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:22 pm | |
| Lul thanks. Yeah, that's kinda the point. | |
| | | Qwackie Member
Number of posts : 125 Age : 25 Location : My cave. Registration date : 2010-10-10
| Subject: Re: My songs about sexy stuff Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:48 pm | |
| I got bored, another one.
I sold a part of me Ain't a limb, ain't a thought Traded it for a favor I traded it to the God of Pentagrams
Most who've done this ended up in bedlams Everyone's gone insane Well I'm still a normal human Normal except I have no...
On second thought, I'd rather not say At least on this fine, cheery day The devil won't pester And the heat won't fester
You'll never know That I killed Johny Shot him in the head At first I wasn't sure he was dead At the time I poisoned him It took too long, so I took my gun Sold my soul to the underworld I ain't getting it back. | |
| | | Qwackie Member
Number of posts : 125 Age : 25 Location : My cave. Registration date : 2010-10-10
| Subject: Re: My songs about sexy stuff Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:21 pm | |
| Wellll, anyway...
I wrote this at the end of fourth grade with some friends. Yeah. Fourth grade.
What's the point of living If your "friends" just bat you down? What's the point of living in a world of madness and frowns? What's the point of living in this godforsaken town...? What's the point, please just tell me now I don't have the slightest clue
"So I'll just have to kill you now!" ((Banging on the door, knife falls, and a thump))
Yeah, basically, some chick's singing that, and this creeper dude is listening with a knife in his hand. Pretty... intense. | |
| | | Fallen Angel RolePlayer
Number of posts : 3911 Age : 29 Registration date : 2010-08-30
| Subject: Re: My songs about sexy stuff Thu Oct 28, 2010 6:20 pm | |
| That last one is... pretty intense... | |
| | | Qwackie Member
Number of posts : 125 Age : 25 Location : My cave. Registration date : 2010-10-10
| Subject: Re: My songs about sexy stuff Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:24 pm | |
| Yup yup. Intense.
Another one. Not a song, poem this time.
The obscurity, chill scrambled from the aperture The limelight was abolished at the descent of the knife
With fame comes fortune, with fortune vitality Massacre takes it all, with a rise of calamity
The macabre of the void shall hail to thee Necrosis shall come to all, unfettered or apprehended
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| | | Qwackie Member
Number of posts : 125 Age : 25 Location : My cave. Registration date : 2010-10-10
| Subject: Re: My songs about sexy stuff Sun Dec 12, 2010 5:31 pm | |
| Aaannnd a song. ((This part's spoken.)) I dashed through the halls, whisking past Jack, who unfortunatly had a cannibal knawing at his arm for the past half hour I skidded across the slippery ground, who had entrails scattered about.
Poor little Johny Poor little Zack I suppose being eaten's better than being shot in the back
((Sung.))
Oooooohhh The anthropophagite.
Oh now he's coming We gotta get running It's the anthropophagite The anthropophagite
You better get a running It's the anthropophagite It's the cannibal.
Oh it's the man eater
He's gliding past us with a knife! And you'll surely be eaten!
He's hola hooping with the dead! Eating them, with cheese and bread.
Oh it's the anthropophagite.
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